Volume I: Illegal Volume II: Tartarus Volume III: Pagan
Justice Rolling the dice in the face of unknown forces. [Sample]
Hellbound A dinner companion knows that Leslie is going to hell. [Sample]
Tops at Five Experiencing the violence of wingtip vortices in my hair. [Sample]
Winking Eye An abuse of photography before the web. [Sample]
Sitka Mostly powering a 64-foot sailboat, departing Sitka for Juneau.
1. Smoke Conning dreamers. [Sample]
2. Filters Digestive tracts and tight asses fail. [Sample]
3. Caught Bar hopping in Pelican. [Sample]
4. Rebecca Brave explorers discover Glacier Bay Lodge. [Sample]
5. Sick The weather lifts momentarily but the engine worsens. [Sample]
6. Mayor Face to face with Alaskan danger. [Sample]
7. Shaman Yet another failure aboard Candlewind. [Sample]
The Neighbors Trouble in the bushes next door. [Sample]
Graduation Navigating the world's violence. Creating something from imagination. [Sample]
Juneau With nineteen gallons of oil, my female crew and I prepare to leave Juneau.
1. Karma With nineteen gallons of oil, my female crew and I prepare to leave Juneau. [Sample]
2. Cooking Just ask. [Sample]
3. Fraud Exposing my capabilities as "captain." [Sample]
Ketchikan Barely made it with no help from me: 1900 miles.
1. Incompetent First leg out of Ketchikan, another mistake. [Sample]
2. Shrug Scoreboards for oil and misery. [Sample]
3. Refund More personal and mechanical failures. [Sample]
4. Wind Another trip ends. Another lie. [Sample]
Big A 747, terabytes and a lunar eclipse. [Sample]
Sit Here Personalities from around the harbor. [Sample]
CrayOn Another Fortune 500 mystery. [Sample]
Woodstock Unable to enjoy cruising, even when it's perfect. [Sample]
Bored The overtly privileged desecrating the planet. [Sample]
RowZero Snubbed at work for having a life. [Sample]
eXar The lunacy of an internet startup. [Sample]
Pointless A dreary setup for another long distance race. [Sample]
Tanking Winning big and then purposely losing. [Sample]
Vancouver Island 1:1-4 Another fraud graces The School's roster of captains. [Sample]
Paganism 1 - Unanswered Introducing the "miracles" and insanity of Christian Science. [Sample]
Vancouver 2: Makeup The students aboard Osprey. [Sample]
Paganism 2: Dying Face-off with death. [Sample]
Vancouver 3: Bonding Osprey powers north between Vancouver Island and the Canadian mainland. [Sample]
Paganism 3: Delusional Piling misunderstanding on top of Mary Baker Eddy's delusions. [Sample]
Vancouver 4: Air Force The impressive current at Yuculta Rapids. [Sample]
Paganism 4: Contradiction Living in the physical world, while denying its existence. [Sample]
Vancouver 5: Welts Encountering Christian Science aboard Osprey. [Sample]
Paganism 5: Ostracized Asked to not visit while denial rages on. [Sample]
Vancouver 6: Sailing Perfect sailing down the Pacific coast of Vancouver Island. [Sample]
Hooked Saving a seagull. [Sample]
Toy Whore Odd parties and terrible regattas. [Sample]
Ensenada Another windless waste of time. [Sample]
Happy A holiday party with unusually happy people. [Sample]
Egyptian Blue A night flight in a suspect plane, with suspect controllers and an unstable date. [Sample]
Paganism 6: Next Up The church's next victim. [Sample]
Hercules Small boats in big wind. [Sample]
Help Me, Rhonda An oral surgeon has a bad day. [Sample]
Dear Dr. Lash Thank you notes to all who helped with my heart surgery. [Sample]
Paganism 7: Dreams Diverting Christian Science's illogic with a lie. [Sample]
Vancouver 7: Assholes You too, can become a Coast Guard Master. [Sample]
Paganism 8: Limbo Stuck with living, unable to die. [Sample]
Vancouver 8: Shopping Early release from the trip around Vancouver Island. [Sample]
Paganism 9: Golden Arguing against both science and religion. [Sample]
Conversion Converting a missionary. [Sample]
Evangelistas Two mighty sailors walk into a Christian Science reading room. [Sample]
Gutted A conversion from the 19th to the 21st century. [Sample]