Volume I: Illegal Volume II: Tartarus Volume III: Pagan
Justice: Rolling the dice in the face of unknown forces. [Sample]
Hellbound: A dinner companion knows that Leslie is going to hell. [Sample]
Tops at Five: Experiencing the violence of wingtip vortices in my hair. [Sample]
Winking Eye: An abuse of photography before the web. [Sample]
Sitka: Mostly powering a 64-foot sailboat, departing Sitka for Juneau.
1. Smoke: Conning dreamers. [Sample]
2. Filters: Digestive tracts and tight asses fail. [Sample]
3. Caught: Bar hopping in Pelican. [Sample]
4. Rebecca: Brave explorers discover Glacier Bay Lodge. [Sample]
5. Sick: The weather lifts momentarily but the engine worsens. [Sample]
6. Mayor: Face to face with Alaskan danger. [Sample]
7. Shaman: Yet another failure aboard Candlewind. [Sample]
The Neighbors: Trouble in the bushes next door. [Sample]
Graduation: Navigating the world's violence. Creating something from imagination. [Sample]
Juneau: With nineteen gallons of oil, my female crew and I prepare to leave Juneau.
1. Karma: With nineteen gallons of oil, my female crew and I prepare to leave Juneau. [Sample]
2. Cooking: Just ask. [Sample]
3. Fraud: Exposing my capabilities as "captain." [Sample]
Ketchikan: Barely made it with no help from me: 1900 miles.
1. Incompetent: First leg out of Ketchikan, another mistake. [Sample]
2. Shrug: Scoreboards for oil and misery. [Sample]
3. Refund: More personal and mechanical failures. [Sample]
4. Wind: Another trip ends. Another lie. [Sample]
Big: A 747, terabytes and a lunar eclipse. [Sample]
Sit Here: Personalities from around the harbor. [Sample]
CrayOn: Another Fortune 500 mystery. [Sample]
Woodstock: Unable to enjoy cruising, even when it's perfect. [Sample]
Bored: The overtly privileged desecrating the planet. [Sample]
RowZero: Snubbed at work for having a life. [Sample]
eXar: The lunacy of an internet startup. [Sample]
Pointless: A dreary setup for another long distance race. [Sample]
Tanking: Winning big and then purposely losing. [Sample]
Vancouver Island 1:1-4: Another fraud graces The School's roster of captains. [Sample]
Paganism 1 - Unanswered: Introducing the "miracles" and insanity of Christian Science. [Sample]
Vancouver 2: Makeup: The students aboard Osprey. [Sample]
Paganism 2: Dying: Face-off with death. [Sample]
Vancouver 3: Bonding: Osprey powers north between Vancouver Island and the Canadian mainland. [Sample]
Paganism 3: Delusional: Piling misunderstanding on top of Mary Baker Eddy's delusions. [Sample]
Vancouver 4: Air Force: The impressive current at Yuculta Rapids. [Sample]
Paganism 4: Contradiction: Living in the physical world, while denying its existence. [Sample]
Vancouver 5: Welts: Encountering Christian Science aboard Osprey. [Sample]
Paganism 5: Ostracized: Asked to not visit while denial rages on. [Sample]
Vancouver 6: Sailing: Perfect sailing down the Pacific coast of Vancouver Island. [Sample]
Hooked: Saving a seagull. [Sample]
Toy Whore: Odd parties and terrible regattas. [Sample]
Ensenada: Another windless waste of time. [Sample]
Happy: A holiday party with unusually happy people. [Sample]
Egyptian Blue: A night flight in a suspect plane, with suspect controllers and an unstable date. [Sample]
Paganism 6: Next Up: The church's next victim. [Sample]
Hercules: Small boats in big wind. [Sample]
Help Me, Rhonda: An oral surgeon has a bad day. [Sample]
Dear Dr. Lash: Thank you notes to all who helped with my heart surgery. [Sample]
Paganism 7: Dreams: Diverting Christian Science's illogic with a lie. [Sample]
Vancouver 7: Assholes: You too, can become a Coast Guard Master. [Sample]
Paganism 8: Limbo: Stuck with living, unable to die. [Sample]
Vancouver 8: Shopping: Early release from the trip around Vancouver Island. [Sample]
Paganism 9: Golden: Arguing against both science and religion. [Sample]
Conversion: Converting a missionary. [Sample]
Evangelistas: Two mighty sailors walk into a Christian Science reading room. [Sample]
Gutted: A conversion from the 19th to the 21st century. [Sample]