Leslie sent email.

Hi Ian.

I just came from dinner where my dining companion explained to me that I am going to hell. This made me think of you and want exchange a few thoughts.

Love,

Leslie

With a dinner companion like that, it sounds like you already arrived.

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Gee, I'm glad you think of me when hell is involved.

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Oh boy! I'll get to play with someone I know!

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That's good news. Have you seen heaven lately? It's really gone to hell.

I knew you would make me feel better.